Showing posts with label noises off. Show all posts
Showing posts with label noises off. Show all posts

Friday, October 16, 2009

Quotes Vol. 5

"I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckle and your eyes roll up. I could squeeze you until you pop like a bottle of warm champagne and you beg me to hurt you just a little more...and you know why I don't? Because it's wrong." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Did you forget about me? Mr. Duplicity." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"Screaming won't make the pain go away." ~ Johanna Schmitz

"You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker, don't you mess around with me." ~ Pat Benatar

"It's not that it's small, it's just that I'm so big." ~ Andrew

"I'm not used to liking that." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"You've already won me over in spite of me." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"I can't go on, I'll go on." ~ Johanna Schmitz

"I'd rather be alone like I am tonight, than settle for a kind of love that fades before the morning light." ~ Dixie Chicks

"And God said, 'Where the fuck is Tim?' And there the fuck was Tim." ~ Noises Off

"You're so much braver than I give you credit for." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty." ~ Mother Teresa

"I'm feeling quite vomitish." ~ Roxy

"You're my best friend...best friend with benefits." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"Love ceases to be a pleasure when it ceases to be a secret." ~ Aphra Behn

"It could be." ~ Noises Off

"And what I wouldn't give to find a soulmate." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"I'm so awkward." ~ Andrew

"Give me beer." ~ Flaming Guns of the Purple Sage

"I make you laugh and you make me cry. I believe it's time for me to fly." ~ REO Speedwagon

"Stop snorting." ~ Sara

"If you're not in it for love, I'm outta here." ~ Shania Twain

"Who sucks your cougar tonight?" ~ Casey

"Unconceivable, unbelieveable." ~ Jay & Silent Bob

"But what else could I expect from a bunch of low rent, no account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex, throw 'em in the sea for all I care. Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles, men with your groping and spitting all groin no brain three billion of you passing around the same worn out urge. Men! With your...sales!" ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"A good friend picks you up when you fall...a best friend laughs her ass off, trips you again and calls you a whore." ~ Sara

"But love, I've come to understand, is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." ~ The Wedding by Nicholas Sparks

"A terrible darkness has fallen upon us, but we must not surrender to it. We shall lift lamps of courage and find our way through to the morning." ~ Anonymous member of the French Resistance

"You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do." ~ Anna Roosevelt

"In the real world as in dreams, nothing is quite what it seems." ~ The Book of Counted Sorrows

"Life is an unrelenting comedy. Therein lies the tragedy of it." ~ Martin Stillwater

"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction both are transformed." ~ C.G. Jung

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Quotes Vol. 4

"Patience-a minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue." ~ Ambrose Bierce

"Beware the fury of a patient man." ~ John Dryden

"By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth, I sought him but I found him not." ~ Song of Solomon 3:1

"To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a little better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition, to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Mine eye trickleth down and ceaseth not without any intermission." ~ Lamentations 3:49

"The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them-words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they're brought out. But it's more than that, isn't it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you've said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it. That's the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked within not for want of a teller but for want of an understanding ear." ~ The Body by Steven King

"But he knoweth the way that I take when he hath tried me I shall come forth as gold." ~ Job 23:10

"Wisdom has two parts: 1. having a lot to say, and 2. Not saying it." ~ Dove Promises

"Put that marzipan in your pie plate bingo." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Your lips speak soft sweetness. Your touch a cool caress. I am lost in your magic. My heart beats within your chest. I think of you each morning. And dream of you each night. I think of your arms being around me. And cannot express my delight. Never have I fallen. But I am quickly on my way. You hold a heart in your hands. That has never before been given away." ~ Rex A. Williams

"I'm here but I'm really gone." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"Happiness fades, sadness is forever." ~ Johanna Schmitz

"Well I remember when I used to do banks, I remember I used to do bouillon vaults. What am I doing now? I'm breaking into paper bags." ~ Noises Off

"I'm lost but I'm hopeful." ~ Alanis Morrissette

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." ~ Robert Byrne

"Men seek to propogate widely, whereas women seek to propogate wisely." ~ Robert Hinde

"I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you not even close not even a little bit not even at all." ~ 10 Things I Hate About You

"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true." ~ James Cabell

"Those bitches." ~ Candice

"I'm afraid nothing's ever gonna make sense again...Maybe life's not supposed to make sense." ~ The Man in the Moon

"Men are more anxious to copulate than a donkey."

"What's with the blues dude?" ~ Casey

"But I don't want to be a pie." ~ Andrew

"Don't be afraid to use your wrist." ~ Roger

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified, kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong." ~ Gloria Gaynor