"You're always trying to break up with me, and we're not even together." ~ Elizabethtown
"Just tell me you love me and get it over with." ~ Elizabethtown
"Hate has a reason for everything. Love is unreasonable." ~ V. Raiuhes Ahaefuthe
"All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." ~ Lily Tomlin
"Do you think, everything, everyone, is going mental, it seems to me that it's spiraling outta contral and it's inevitable." ~ Lily Allen
"I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental, but you left me in such a state. But now I'm gonna do what you did to me, I'm gonna reciprocate." ~ Lily Allen
"We have all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the power we choose to act on. That's who we really are." ~ Harry Potter
"I loved you with my last breath." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Dreams, dreams of when we had just started things. Dreams of you and me. It seems, it seems that I can't shake those memories. I wonder if you have the same dreams too." ~ Lily Allen
"Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within." ~ James Baldwin
"Do you ever stop talking?" ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Look at me. Look at me! You suck, to me you suck. I kind of hate you. But you do not get unlimited chances to have the things we want. And this I know. Nothing is worse than missing an opportunity that could change your life." ~ Grey's Anatomy
"She's sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins, but then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maypole...fish thing." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"In the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I know I haven't been myself lately, but I'm me again, so I was thinking maybe you should sleep over, because the me that I am is horny for the you that you are." ~ Grey's Anatomy
"Why don't you stay? I'm up off my knees. I'm so tired of being lonely, you can't give me what I need." ~ Sugarland
"That girl needs the stick out of her ass and a dick in her coochie, pronto!" ~ Sex and the City
"I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go...Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me." ~ Friends
"I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung." ~ Across the Universe
"Women are like the police, they could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession."
"I feel like I just found out that my favorite long song was written about a sandwich." ~ 27 Dresses
"Oh yeah, I'm a real good cocker." ~ 27 Dresses
"If you're a whore, what does that make me?" ~ Sex and the City
"My social skills are eerily similar to those of notorious homicidal maniacs."
"There's no excuse not to dream."
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot." ~ John Lennon
"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." ~ John Lennon
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." ~ John Lennon
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." ~ George Carlin
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that." ~ George Carlin
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." ~ George Carlin
"Men are like lightbulbs, you keep screwing until one fits." ~ Swingtown
"We're so over, we need a new word for over." ~ Sex and the City
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Thursday, May 26, 2011
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Quotes Vol. 22
"No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside." ~ Friends
"I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with." ~ Friends
"I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now...here we are...with our future before us...and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend." ~ Friends
"It can't be any harder than this...I mean, if I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I...I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time...I never would have stopped." ~ Friends
"He could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be with her because life is better with her by his side." ~ The Perfect Man
"It's like all the bad stuff that you went through that you hated along the way: the people who disappointed you, the things that didn't go the way you wanted, suddenly, you feel grateful for them, because those are the things that got you to here, to this." ~ The Perfect Man
"Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer." ~ Ed Cunningham
"I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it."
"The less said the better." ~ Jane Austen
"There are no little events in life. Those we think of no consequence might be full of fate." ~ Amelia Barr
"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed." ~ Samuel Johnson
"The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't, but in the end they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself." ~ Sex and the City
"Let's be honest. Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else. Like lottery winners. Or extremely successful people who are 27. And then there's that hell on earth that only your closest friends can inflict on you--the baby shower." ~ Sex and the City
"Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle." ~ Sex and the City
"I'm nice. I'm pretty, and smart! I'm a catch! I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?" ~ Sex and the City
"I have a date with a dildo." ~ Sex and the City
"My vagina's depressed." ~ Sex and the City
"You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoat, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca." ~ Sex and the City
"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'" ~ Sex and the City
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it." ~ Sex and the City
"Why do we clutch at this baggage, even when we're desperate to move on? Because we all know there's a chance we might let go too soon." ~ Desperate Housewives
"Look in your heart, because I'm in there, just like you're inside mine." ~ Desperate Housewives
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." ~ Gore Vidal
"After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh." ~ Sex and the City
"Wise men never say what they think of women." ~ Samuel Butler
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it has to be lived forwards." ~ Soren Kierkegaard
"I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember." ~ Elizabethtown
"Have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling." ~ Elizabethtown
"We were complete opposites and it worked. And something happened between us that was not part of the plan...we were in love." ~ Elizabethtown
"I was still waiting for everything to start, and now it's over." ~ Elizabethtown
"I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with." ~ Friends
"I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now...here we are...with our future before us...and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend." ~ Friends
"It can't be any harder than this...I mean, if I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I...I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time...I never would have stopped." ~ Friends
"He could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be with her because life is better with her by his side." ~ The Perfect Man
"It's like all the bad stuff that you went through that you hated along the way: the people who disappointed you, the things that didn't go the way you wanted, suddenly, you feel grateful for them, because those are the things that got you to here, to this." ~ The Perfect Man
"Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer." ~ Ed Cunningham
"I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it."
"The less said the better." ~ Jane Austen
"There are no little events in life. Those we think of no consequence might be full of fate." ~ Amelia Barr
"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed." ~ Samuel Johnson
"The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't, but in the end they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself." ~ Sex and the City
"Let's be honest. Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else. Like lottery winners. Or extremely successful people who are 27. And then there's that hell on earth that only your closest friends can inflict on you--the baby shower." ~ Sex and the City
"Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle." ~ Sex and the City
"I'm nice. I'm pretty, and smart! I'm a catch! I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?" ~ Sex and the City
"I have a date with a dildo." ~ Sex and the City
"My vagina's depressed." ~ Sex and the City
"You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoat, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca." ~ Sex and the City
"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'" ~ Sex and the City
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it." ~ Sex and the City
"Why do we clutch at this baggage, even when we're desperate to move on? Because we all know there's a chance we might let go too soon." ~ Desperate Housewives
"Look in your heart, because I'm in there, just like you're inside mine." ~ Desperate Housewives
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." ~ Gore Vidal
"After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh." ~ Sex and the City
"Wise men never say what they think of women." ~ Samuel Butler
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it has to be lived forwards." ~ Soren Kierkegaard
"I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember." ~ Elizabethtown
"Have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling." ~ Elizabethtown
"We were complete opposites and it worked. And something happened between us that was not part of the plan...we were in love." ~ Elizabethtown
"I was still waiting for everything to start, and now it's over." ~ Elizabethtown
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Quotes Vol. 20
"I want what everybody wants, I want to be important to somebody, maybe you want that too, but, if you do, to be honest, I can't really see it, because all I see when I look at you is somebody who's going through the emotions of being in a relationship because he thinks it's the right thing to do. I don't know, I just know that that isn't enough for me, so goodbye." ~ Dawson's Creek
"See, there's this guy...and when I met him, it was like...like a shade going up in a dark room and light suddenly pouring in. He understood me in a way that no one ever did or could. And then, just as suddenly, the room got dark again." ~ Dawson's Creek
"The heart is a fragile thing. Break it too badly, and it might never recover." ~ Dawson's Creek
"No one will ever love me or care about me the way you did and I think that's what scares me the most, that for so long, you were mine, my life, my everything, so now when I have to say goodbye, how do I not cry, hurt, and want you back?" ~ Dawson's Creek
"Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat." ~ Notting Hill
"We've all done something in our lives we're ashamed of. Some of us have fallen for the wrong man. Some have let go of the right woman. There are those who have humiliated their parents...and those who have failed their children. Yes, we've all made mistakes that diminish us and those we love. But there is redemption if we try to learn from those mistakes and grow." ~ Desperate Housewives
"My life began when I met you, and you never gave up on me, so I'm not going to give up on you. So please, for the love of God, come out here and choose me...please." ~ Dawson's Creek
"You're not here and I know that I said that it's okay that you didn't come this weekend but you know what? It's not okay because I miss you. And there was this guy tonight and he was hitting on me or at least I think he was hitting on me. And he was perfectly nice and I blew him off and I'm not even sure why. But I'm pretty sure it was because of you. And...I've spent these past couple months acting like you were just going to show up outside my door one day, but you're not." ~ Dawson's Creek
"Someone out there is meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soulmate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll smile at you when you tell him, but he'll never laugh at your heart. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes and send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll call you to tell you goodnight before you get into bed or just because he is thinking about you. He'll be bursting to talk to you each morning just to hear the sound of your voice. He'll look into your eyes and tell you that you are the most beautiful girl he has ever seen and for the first time in your life...you'll believe it." ~ Dawson's Creek
"There's not a single dramatic storyline in existence that Shakespeare didn't conquer first. Family revenge, political intrigue, the great gender battle. The guy mapped it all out for us, and what was his parting lesson? What genre of all genres did he finally arrive at after years of toil and sacrifice? Tragedy." ~ Dawson's Creek
"I honestly don't know if I"m hungry or horny." ~ Friends
"This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight." ~ Friends
"There is a prayer intended to give strength to people faced with circumstances they don't want to accept. The power of the prayer comes from its insight into the human nature. Because so many of us rage against the hand that life has dealt us. Because so many of us are cowardly. And afraid to stand up for what is right. Because so many of us give in to despair...when faced with an impossible choice. The good news for those who utter these words is that God will hear you and answer your prayer. The bad news is that sometimes...the answer is no." ~ Desperate Housewives
"It's a shocking moment for each of us. That moment we realize we are all alone in this world. The family we take for granted could one day abandon us. The husband we trust so implicitly might betray us. The daughter we love so deeply perhaps won't return to us. And then we could end up all by ourselves." ~ Desperate Housewives
"From where I stand now, I see enough of the road to understand how it must be traveled. The trick is to keep moving forward, to let go of the fear and the regret that slow us down and keep us from enjoying a journey that will be over too soon. Yes, there will be unexpected bends in the road, shocking surprises we didn't see coming, but that's really the point. Don't you think?" ~ Desperate Housewives
"I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!" ~ Friends
"Unisex! Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago." ~ Friends
"See when you flirt with a guy you think, 'I'm jut flirting, no big deal.' But the guy is thinking, 'Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me.'" ~ Friends
"The only thing that matters is that you, you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way." ~ Friends
"See, there's this guy...and when I met him, it was like...like a shade going up in a dark room and light suddenly pouring in. He understood me in a way that no one ever did or could. And then, just as suddenly, the room got dark again." ~ Dawson's Creek
"The heart is a fragile thing. Break it too badly, and it might never recover." ~ Dawson's Creek
"No one will ever love me or care about me the way you did and I think that's what scares me the most, that for so long, you were mine, my life, my everything, so now when I have to say goodbye, how do I not cry, hurt, and want you back?" ~ Dawson's Creek
"Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat." ~ Notting Hill
"We've all done something in our lives we're ashamed of. Some of us have fallen for the wrong man. Some have let go of the right woman. There are those who have humiliated their parents...and those who have failed their children. Yes, we've all made mistakes that diminish us and those we love. But there is redemption if we try to learn from those mistakes and grow." ~ Desperate Housewives
"My life began when I met you, and you never gave up on me, so I'm not going to give up on you. So please, for the love of God, come out here and choose me...please." ~ Dawson's Creek
"You're not here and I know that I said that it's okay that you didn't come this weekend but you know what? It's not okay because I miss you. And there was this guy tonight and he was hitting on me or at least I think he was hitting on me. And he was perfectly nice and I blew him off and I'm not even sure why. But I'm pretty sure it was because of you. And...I've spent these past couple months acting like you were just going to show up outside my door one day, but you're not." ~ Dawson's Creek
"Someone out there is meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soulmate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll smile at you when you tell him, but he'll never laugh at your heart. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes and send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll call you to tell you goodnight before you get into bed or just because he is thinking about you. He'll be bursting to talk to you each morning just to hear the sound of your voice. He'll look into your eyes and tell you that you are the most beautiful girl he has ever seen and for the first time in your life...you'll believe it." ~ Dawson's Creek
"There's not a single dramatic storyline in existence that Shakespeare didn't conquer first. Family revenge, political intrigue, the great gender battle. The guy mapped it all out for us, and what was his parting lesson? What genre of all genres did he finally arrive at after years of toil and sacrifice? Tragedy." ~ Dawson's Creek
"I honestly don't know if I"m hungry or horny." ~ Friends
"This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight." ~ Friends
"There is a prayer intended to give strength to people faced with circumstances they don't want to accept. The power of the prayer comes from its insight into the human nature. Because so many of us rage against the hand that life has dealt us. Because so many of us are cowardly. And afraid to stand up for what is right. Because so many of us give in to despair...when faced with an impossible choice. The good news for those who utter these words is that God will hear you and answer your prayer. The bad news is that sometimes...the answer is no." ~ Desperate Housewives
"It's a shocking moment for each of us. That moment we realize we are all alone in this world. The family we take for granted could one day abandon us. The husband we trust so implicitly might betray us. The daughter we love so deeply perhaps won't return to us. And then we could end up all by ourselves." ~ Desperate Housewives
"From where I stand now, I see enough of the road to understand how it must be traveled. The trick is to keep moving forward, to let go of the fear and the regret that slow us down and keep us from enjoying a journey that will be over too soon. Yes, there will be unexpected bends in the road, shocking surprises we didn't see coming, but that's really the point. Don't you think?" ~ Desperate Housewives
"I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!" ~ Friends
"Unisex! Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago." ~ Friends
"See when you flirt with a guy you think, 'I'm jut flirting, no big deal.' But the guy is thinking, 'Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me.'" ~ Friends
"The only thing that matters is that you, you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way." ~ Friends
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