Quotes Vol. 22

"No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside." ~ Friends

"I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with." ~ Friends

"I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now...here we are...with our future before us...and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend." ~ Friends

"It can't be any harder than this...I mean, if I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I...I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time...I never would have stopped." ~ Friends

"He could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be with her because life is better with her by his side." ~ The Perfect Man

"It's like all the bad stuff that you went through that you hated along the way: the people who disappointed you, the things that didn't go the way you wanted, suddenly, you feel grateful for them, because those are the things that got you to here, to this." ~ The Perfect Man

"Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer." ~ Ed Cunningham

"I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it."

"The less said the better." ~ Jane Austen

"There are no little events in life. Those we think of no consequence might be full of fate." ~ Amelia Barr

"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed." ~ Samuel Johnson

"The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't, but in the end they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself." ~ Sex and the City

"Let's be honest. Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else. Like lottery winners. Or extremely successful people who are 27. And then there's that hell on earth that only your closest friends can inflict on you--the baby shower." ~ Sex and the City

"Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle." ~ Sex and the City

"I'm nice. I'm pretty, and smart! I'm a catch! I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?" ~ Sex and the City

"I have a date with a dildo." ~ Sex and the City

"My vagina's depressed." ~ Sex and the City

"You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoat, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca." ~ Sex and the City

"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'" ~ Sex and the City

"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it." ~ Sex and the City

"Why do we clutch at this baggage, even when we're desperate to move on? Because we all know there's a chance we might let go too soon." ~ Desperate Housewives

"Look in your heart, because I'm in there, just like you're inside mine." ~ Desperate Housewives

"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." ~ Gore Vidal

"After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh." ~ Sex and the City

"Wise men never say what they think of women." ~ Samuel Butler

"Life can only be understood backwards, but it has to be lived forwards." ~ Soren Kierkegaard

"I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember." ~ Elizabethtown

"Have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling." ~ Elizabethtown

"We were complete opposites and it worked. And something happened between us that was not part of the plan...we were in love." ~ Elizabethtown

"I was still waiting for everything to start, and now it's over." ~ Elizabethtown

Quotes Vol. 21

"Sometimes people don't want to fall in love. Because when you love someone it's too late to set conditions. You can't say I'll love you if you do this or I'll love you if you change that. Because you can't help yourself and then you have to live with whoever it is you fall in love with however they are and just put up with the difficulties you've made for yourself. Because true love has no conditions. That's why it's so awful to fall in love."

"Someday everything will all make perfect sense. So for now laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason."

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." ~ Dr. Seuss

"Oh fizzy...kinda weird and fizzy, but excited...a little sad...thankful...sorta cautiously happy...relieved and worried at the same time, and slightly nauseous while still being hopeful." ~ Angel

"Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. Do you care enough to do that?"

"It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles, the less they have in them the more noise they make in pouring it out." ~ Alexander Pope

"My friends tell me that I have a tendency to point out problems without offering solutions, but they never tell me what I should do about it." ~ Daniel Gilbert

"Every storm brings with it hope that somehow by morning, everything will be made clean again. And even the most troubling stains will have disappeared. Like the doubts over his innocence, or the consequences of his mistake, like the scars of his betrayal, or the memory of his kiss. Some wait for the storm to pass hoping for the best, even though we know in our hearts some stains are so indelible, nothing can wash them away." ~ Desperate Housewives

"Have you met the perfect couple? The two soul mates whose love never dies? The two lovers whose relationship is never threatened. The husband and wife who trust each other completely. If you haven't met the perfect couple, let me introduce you. They stand atop a layer of butter cream frosting. The secret of their success? Well, for starters, they don't have to look at each other." ~ Desperate Housewives

"If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing." ~ Ed McMahon

"There are two kinds of people in this life: those who walk into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' And those who walk in and say, 'Ahh, there you are.'"

"Psychologists tell us everyone automatically gravitates toward that which is pleasurable and pulls away from that which is painful. For many people, thinking is painful."

"Any idiot can face a crisis--it's day to day living that wears you out." ~ Anton Chekhov

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers." ~ Clerks

"A single moment of true joy is more powerful than a lifetime of sorrow." ~ Dawson's Creek

"You don't understand. I've...I've spent years building this...This complex series of--of booby traps so that...Nobody would ever get too close, and then you came along...With that big beating heart of yours, and...You broke all those walls down, and it's just really scary. I mean...What if I lose you?" ~ Dawson's Creek

"Wherever we go next, it's hard to imagine life without you." ~ Dawson's Creek

"I can't for the life of me figure out how loving somebody translates into leaving them behind." ~ Dawson's Creek

"How am I supposed to fix my life if I don't even know where I went wrong? I just want to go back. I just want to start over. Why can't I start over?" ~ Dawson's Creek

"Just because we're not together anymore does not change my feelings for you." ~ Dawson's Creek

"It hurts to be around you. When I see you, even from across the room, it brings up a thousand memories. Not just of us, but of my entire life before. It's like I'm frozen in this place that I can't bear to be. I care about you so much. As long as I can remember, everything's always come back to you. I mean, even no matter what was happening between us. Even the thought of you is at least a constant comfort, but...I can't go back. It just hurts." ~ Dawson's Creek

"I don't feel loved. I go through each day and I don't think anybody loves me. And I know it's pathetic but it's the way I feel and I'm too young to feel this way." ~ Dawson's Creek

"It's like a best friend, but more. It's the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It's someone who makes you a better person, well, actually they don't make you a better person...you do that yourself--because they inspire you. A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. It's the one person who knew you, and accepted you, and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens...you'll always love them." ~ Dawson's Creek

Quotes Vol. 20

"I want what everybody wants, I want to be important to somebody, maybe you want that too, but, if you do, to be honest, I can't really see it, because all I see when I look at you is somebody who's going through the emotions of being in a relationship because he thinks it's the right thing to do. I don't know, I just know that that isn't enough for me, so goodbye." ~ Dawson's Creek

"See, there's this guy...and when I met him, it was like...like a shade going up in a dark room and light suddenly pouring in. He understood me in a way that no one ever did or could. And then, just as suddenly, the room got dark again." ~ Dawson's Creek

"The heart is a fragile thing. Break it too badly, and it might never recover." ~ Dawson's Creek

"No one will ever love me or care about me the way you did and I think that's what scares me the most, that for so long, you were mine, my life, my everything, so now when I have to say goodbye, how do I not cry, hurt, and want you back?" ~ Dawson's Creek

"Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat." ~ Notting Hill

"We've all done something in our lives we're ashamed of. Some of us have fallen for the wrong man. Some have let go of the right woman. There are those who have humiliated their parents...and those who have failed their children. Yes, we've all made mistakes that diminish us and those we love. But there is redemption if we try to learn from those mistakes and grow." ~ Desperate Housewives

"My life began when I met you, and you never gave up on me, so I'm not going to give up on you. So please, for the love of God, come out here and choose me...please." ~ Dawson's Creek

"You're not here and I know that I said that it's okay that you didn't come this weekend but you know what? It's not okay because I miss you. And there was this guy tonight and he was hitting on me or at least I think he was hitting on me. And he was perfectly nice and I blew him off and I'm not even sure why. But I'm pretty sure it was because of you. And...I've spent these past couple months acting like you were just going to show up outside my door one day, but you're not." ~ Dawson's Creek

"Someone out there is meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soulmate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll smile at you when you tell him, but he'll never laugh at your heart. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes and send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll call you to tell you goodnight before you get into bed or just because he is thinking about you. He'll be bursting to talk to you each morning just to hear the sound of your voice. He'll look into your eyes and tell you that you are the most beautiful girl he has ever seen and for the first time in your life...you'll believe it." ~ Dawson's Creek

"There's not a single dramatic storyline in existence that Shakespeare didn't conquer first. Family revenge, political intrigue, the great gender battle. The guy mapped it all out for us, and what was his parting lesson? What genre of all genres did he finally arrive at after years of toil and sacrifice? Tragedy." ~ Dawson's Creek

"I honestly don't know if I"m hungry or horny." ~ Friends

"This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight." ~ Friends

"There is a prayer intended to give strength to people faced with circumstances they don't want to accept. The power of the prayer comes from its insight into the human nature. Because so many of us rage against the hand that life has dealt us. Because so many of us are cowardly. And afraid to stand up for what is right. Because so many of us give in to despair...when faced with an impossible choice. The good news for those who utter these words is that God will hear you and answer your prayer. The bad news is that sometimes...the answer is no." ~ Desperate Housewives

"It's a shocking moment for each of us. That moment we realize we are all alone in this world. The family we take for granted could one day abandon us. The husband we trust so implicitly might betray us. The daughter we love so deeply perhaps won't return to us. And then we could end up all by ourselves." ~ Desperate Housewives

"From where I stand now, I see enough of the road to understand how it must be traveled. The trick is to keep moving forward, to let go of the fear and the regret that slow us down and keep us from enjoying a journey that will be over too soon. Yes, there will be unexpected bends in the road, shocking surprises we didn't see coming, but that's really the point. Don't you think?" ~ Desperate Housewives

"I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!" ~ Friends

"Unisex! Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago." ~ Friends

"See when you flirt with a guy you think, 'I'm jut flirting, no big deal.' But the guy is thinking, 'Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me.'" ~ Friends

"The only thing that matters is that you, you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way." ~ Friends

Quotes Vol. 19

"How can you simply be friends with someone when every time you look at them all you can think of is how much more you want." ~ Dawson's Creek

"In the best possible way, you have absolutely wrecked me, because you see, I fell in love with you knowing that there was never any possibility of being with you." ~ Dawson's Creek

"So you're breaking my heart into a million pieces, and you're saying it's because I deserve better?" ~ Dawson's Creek

"Why don't you try being the girl who has to wonder why all the people she loves...don't love her back?" ~ Dawson's Creek

"You got under my skin. I found myself having these series of annoying conversations with you in my head, which must be a sign of something, so I kept coming back for more, which ultimately proved to be my undoing." ~ Dawson's Creek

"It's the sweet ones you have to watch out for. They'll run over you like a Mac truck." ~ Dawson's Creek

"Someday you're going to meet someone who drives you mad. Who you're going to fight with and laugh with and do totally insane things for. Someone...who turns your life upside down." ~ Dawson's Creek

"It seems that every relationship produces its share of disappointments, insecurity, and pain. Anyone who has never been hurt, is either very lucky or very lonely." ~ Dawson's Creek

"You don't change a guy like that. In fact, generally speaking, you don't change a guy. What you see is what you get. Scratch the surface and what do you find? More surface." ~ Angel

"That's great. It's nice. You moved on. I can't. You found someone new. I'm not allowed to, remember? I see you again, it cuts me up inside. And the person I share that with is me. You don't know me anymore. So don't come down here with your great new life and expect me to do things your way. Go home." ~ Angel

"Everyone in the world needs someone they can depend on. Be they faithful friends, determined advocates, or a loving family. But occasionally in life, the people we thought would always be there for us...leave. And if that happens...it's amazing the lengths we'll go to, to get them back." ~ Desperate Housewives

"It's a fact that little girls dream of a big, white wedding. Of course, the exact same thing can be said for big girls. Some of whom can get incredibly anxious waiting for the boys in their lives to make those dreams come true." ~ Desperate Housewives

"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice."

"I'm not gonna leave you. Every moment you have left, I'm gonna be by your side. You'll never have to be alone again." ~ Angel

"Maybe we accept the dream has become a nightmare. We tell ourselves that reality is better. We convince ourselves it's better that we never dream at all. But, the strongest of us, the most determined of us, holds on to the dream or we find ourselves faced with a fresh dream we never considered. We wake to find ourselves, against all odds...feeling hopeful. And, if we're lucky, we realize in the face of everything, in the face of life--the true dream is being able to dream at all." ~ Grey's Anatomy

"You guys are just used to it, that's all. You already have it, you have that thing everybody else wants. You can take it for granted, but let me tell you, if you didn't--if you couldn't be with the person that you love, I guarantee that hearing him promise you, love you and honor you and cherish you, no matter what, it would be pretty much all you could think about." ~ Grey's Anatomy

"I do love you. Don't you see? Don't you understand? You're the love of my life. I can't leave you. But you're constantly leaving me! You walk away when you want, you come back when you want! You stand by your friend. But you leave me! So I'm asking you, if you don't see a future for us, if you're not in this, please--please, just end it because I can't, I'm in it. Put me out of my misery." ~ Grey's Anatomy

"Because I'm your best friend and because I love you, I also have to say that I am in love with you. I'm in love with you. I can't promise a future, I can't promise perfection because we're us...and I'm me...and who knows what will happen. But in my heart, I am sure...I'm in love with you and I hope you're in love with me too." ~ Grey's Anatomy

"I could promise to hold you, and to cherish you. I could promise to be there, in sickness and in health. I could say till death do us part. But I won't. Those vows are for optimistic couples, the ones full of hope. I do not stand here on my wedding day optimistic or full of hope. I am not optimistic. I am not hopeful. I am sure. I am steady. So this, I am sure. You are my partner. My lover. My very best friend. My heart. My heart beats for you. And on this day, the day of our wedding, I promise you this. I promise you to lay my heart in the palm of your hands, I promise you, me." ~ Grey's Anatomy

"Some of us are just trying to get through the day without breaking something." ~ Dawson's Creek

Quotes Vol. 18

"You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story." ~ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love...I love...I love you. And I never wish to be parted from you from this day on." ~ Pride & Prejudice

"I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it." ~ Garden State

"Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most. Try to remember that when you find yourself at a new beginning. Just give hope a chance to float up. And it will." ~ Hope Floats

"She'll love him more than he'll ever know, and he'll love her more than he'll ever show."

"Growing up sucks. Not all kisses are magic, and most boys do not live up to your expectations, but there are those times when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships, it all falls together perfectly and it's incredible. It's those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between, that make growing up worth it." ~ Dawson's Creek

"You know I used to spend every day thinking about you and dreaming about you, and every time you walked by I lost myself, do you know what that feels like? And you couldn't possibly know what it feels like to have that person not have the same feelings back. Look, I'm sorry if you miss the way I looked at you, but I don't miss the way you never looked at me." ~ Dawson's Creek

"I still love you and I probably will love you for a very long time. But I can't just be your buddy, because as much as I enjoy the concept of being 'just friends' in reality it's a bizarre form of torture and I'm just not willing to participate in it. So right now what I wanna do is just move on and get over you and the only way for me to do that is to not be around you anymore." ~ Dawson's Creek

"If we are truly meant to be, then we will find our way back to each other." ~ Dawson's Creek

"Falling in love. Sharing your life with someone. Giving your heart to another person to the extent that losing them could potentially destroy you. It's such a crazy thing to do." ~ Dawson's Creek

"I know I've made a lot of stupid mistakes. But the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most, wouldn't hurt me again." ~ Dawson's Creek

"I'm scared that I'm going to end up alone. I'm scared that I'm always going to be somebody's friend, or sister, or confidant, never quite somebody's everything. Mostly I'm scared I'm never going to find a guy that I love as much as I love you." ~ Dawson's Creek

"Sometimes the hardest things to say are the things that really matter." ~ Dawson's Creek

"I used to be afraid of so many things, that I'd never grow up, that I'd be trapped in the same place for all eternity, that my dreams would forever be shy of my reach, it's true what they say, time plays tricks on you. One day you're dreaming, the nest your dream has become your reality and now that the scared little girl no longer follows me wherever I go, I miss her. I do. Because there are things that I want to tell her, to relax, to lighten up, that it is all going to be okay. I want her to know that meeting people who like you, who understand you, who actually accept you for who you are will become an increasingly rare occurrence." ~ Dawson's Creek

"And then there's love. I want you to love to the tips of your fingers and when you find that love, wherever you find it, whoever you choose, don't run away from it. But you don't have to chase it either. You just be patient and it will come to you, I promise when you least expect it." ~ Dawson's Creek

"Have faith that things will work out for the best...that whatever sent us off in different directions is the very same thing that will bring us back together." ~ Dawson's Creek

"It sucks because I know he's out there falling in and out of love with girls...that aren't me." ~ Dawson's Creek

"As long as I still feel something it's not over, and believe me, sometimes I wish it was, but it's not. I can feel it." ~ Dawson's Creek

"I'm going to take the unplanned route for a little while in hopes that whatever we lost, we'll be able to stumble upon again." ~ Dawson's Creek

"It's impossible to grasp just how powerful love is. It can sustain us through trying times or motivate us to make extraordinary sacrifices. It can force decent men to commit the darkest deeds or compel ordinary women to search for hidden truths. And long after we're gone, love remains burned into our memories. We all search for love, but some of us, after we found it, wish we hadn't." ~ Desperate Housewives

"What you think of yourself is much more important than what others think of you." ~ Seneca

"For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin--real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life." ~ Alfred D. Souza

Quotes Vol. 8

"I'm not shooting for a 'successful' relationship at this point. I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low." ~ Bye Bye Love

"The sweetest sounds I'll ever hear are still inside my head. The kindest words I'll ever know are waiting to be said. The most entrancing sight of all is yet for me to see. And the dearest love in all the world is waiting somewhere for me." ~ Cinderella

"When they ask me what I liked the best, I'll tell them, it was you." ~ City of Angels

"I would rather have had one breath of his hair, one kiss from his mouth, one touch of his hand, than eternity without it." ~ City of Angels

"There are millions of people in this world. But in the end, it all comes down to one." ~ Crazy/Beautiful

"I'm not bitter! I'm mad as hell!" ~ Diary of a Mad Black Woman

"If I'm away from you for more than an hour, I can't stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself, I've got it so bad for you." ~ Diary of a Mad Black Woman

"What's with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a kid, we just had crazy people, that's it, just crazy people." ~ Ellen DeGeneres

"Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa, whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love. And I know that love is a battlefield, but boogie on reggae woman because you're gonna make it after all. So celebrate good times, come on. I've gotta stop I've gotta come to my senses I've been out riding fences for so long...oops I did it again...um...What I'm trying to say is, if you leave tonight and you don't remember anything else that I've said, leave here and remember this: Procrastinate now, don't put it off." ~ Ellen DeGeneres

"I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do." ~ Empire Records

"Constantly talking isn't neccessarily communicating." ~ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"Valentine's Day is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap." ~ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"Don't screw up the best thing in your life just because you're a little unsure about who you are." ~ The Family Man

"The worst are the ones we tell ourselves right before we fall asleep. We whisper them in the dark, telling ourselves we're happy, or that he's happy. That we can change, or that he will change his mind. We persuade ourselves that we can live with our sins, or that we can live without him. Yes, each night before we fall asleep we lie to ourselves in a desperate, desperate hope that come morning--it will all be true." ~ Desperate Housewives

"Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them." ~ Desperate Housewives

"Trust is a fragile thing. Once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom. But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover. Of course the truth is, we never know who we can trust. Those we're closest to can betray us. And total strangers can come to our rescue. In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves. It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned." ~ Desperate Housewives

"We are all searching for someone. That special person who will provide us what's missing in our lives. Someone who can offer companionship or assistance or security. And sometimes if we search very hard, we can find someone who provides us with all three. Yes, we are all searching for someone. And if we can't find them, we can only pray they find us." ~ Desperate Housewives

"Death is inevitable. It's a promise made to each of us at birth. But before that promise is kept, we all hope something will happen to us. Whether it is the thrill of romance, the joy of raising a family, or the anguish of great loss, we all hope to experience something that makes our lives meaningful. But the sad fact is, not all lives have meaning. Some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sidelines waiting for something to happen to them, before it's too late." ~ Desperate Housewives

"It's impossible to grasp just how powerful love is. It can sustain us through trying times or motivate us to make extraordinary sacrifices. It can force decent men to commit the darkest deeds or compel ordinary women to search for hidden truths and long after we're gone, love remains burned into our memories. We all search for love, but some of us, after we found it, wish we hadn't." ~ Desperate Housewives

"Life is a journey, one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side. But sometimes, we lose our companions along the way, and then the journey becomes unbearable." ~ Desperate Housewives

"The choice to separate from what we love is painful. The only thing worse is when someone we've trusted makes the choice for us." ~ Desperate Housewives