"You're always trying to break up with me, and we're not even together." ~ Elizabethtown
"Just tell me you love me and get it over with." ~ Elizabethtown
"Hate has a reason for everything. Love is unreasonable." ~ V. Raiuhes Ahaefuthe
"All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." ~ Lily Tomlin
"Do you think, everything, everyone, is going mental, it seems to me that it's spiraling outta contral and it's inevitable." ~ Lily Allen
"I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental, but you left me in such a state. But now I'm gonna do what you did to me, I'm gonna reciprocate." ~ Lily Allen
"We have all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the power we choose to act on. That's who we really are." ~ Harry Potter
"I loved you with my last breath." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Dreams, dreams of when we had just started things. Dreams of you and me. It seems, it seems that I can't shake those memories. I wonder if you have the same dreams too." ~ Lily Allen
"Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within." ~ James Baldwin
"Do you ever stop talking?" ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Look at me. Look at me! You suck, to me you suck. I kind of hate you. But you do not get unlimited chances to have the things we want. And this I know. Nothing is worse than missing an opportunity that could change your life." ~ Grey's Anatomy
"She's sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins, but then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maypole...fish thing." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"In the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I know I haven't been myself lately, but I'm me again, so I was thinking maybe you should sleep over, because the me that I am is horny for the you that you are." ~ Grey's Anatomy
"Why don't you stay? I'm up off my knees. I'm so tired of being lonely, you can't give me what I need." ~ Sugarland
"That girl needs the stick out of her ass and a dick in her coochie, pronto!" ~ Sex and the City
"I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go...Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me." ~ Friends
"I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung." ~ Across the Universe
"Women are like the police, they could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession."
"I feel like I just found out that my favorite long song was written about a sandwich." ~ 27 Dresses
"Oh yeah, I'm a real good cocker." ~ 27 Dresses
"If you're a whore, what does that make me?" ~ Sex and the City
"My social skills are eerily similar to those of notorious homicidal maniacs."
"There's no excuse not to dream."
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot." ~ John Lennon
"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." ~ John Lennon
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." ~ John Lennon
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." ~ George Carlin
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that." ~ George Carlin
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." ~ George Carlin
"Men are like lightbulbs, you keep screwing until one fits." ~ Swingtown
"We're so over, we need a new word for over." ~ Sex and the City
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Saturday, July 31, 2010
Quotes Vol. 22
"No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside." ~ Friends
"I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with." ~ Friends
"I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now...here we are...with our future before us...and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend." ~ Friends
"It can't be any harder than this...I mean, if I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I...I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time...I never would have stopped." ~ Friends
"He could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be with her because life is better with her by his side." ~ The Perfect Man
"It's like all the bad stuff that you went through that you hated along the way: the people who disappointed you, the things that didn't go the way you wanted, suddenly, you feel grateful for them, because those are the things that got you to here, to this." ~ The Perfect Man
"Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer." ~ Ed Cunningham
"I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it."
"The less said the better." ~ Jane Austen
"There are no little events in life. Those we think of no consequence might be full of fate." ~ Amelia Barr
"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed." ~ Samuel Johnson
"The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't, but in the end they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself." ~ Sex and the City
"Let's be honest. Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else. Like lottery winners. Or extremely successful people who are 27. And then there's that hell on earth that only your closest friends can inflict on you--the baby shower." ~ Sex and the City
"Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle." ~ Sex and the City
"I'm nice. I'm pretty, and smart! I'm a catch! I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?" ~ Sex and the City
"I have a date with a dildo." ~ Sex and the City
"My vagina's depressed." ~ Sex and the City
"You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoat, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca." ~ Sex and the City
"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'" ~ Sex and the City
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it." ~ Sex and the City
"Why do we clutch at this baggage, even when we're desperate to move on? Because we all know there's a chance we might let go too soon." ~ Desperate Housewives
"Look in your heart, because I'm in there, just like you're inside mine." ~ Desperate Housewives
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." ~ Gore Vidal
"After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh." ~ Sex and the City
"Wise men never say what they think of women." ~ Samuel Butler
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it has to be lived forwards." ~ Soren Kierkegaard
"I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember." ~ Elizabethtown
"Have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling." ~ Elizabethtown
"We were complete opposites and it worked. And something happened between us that was not part of the plan...we were in love." ~ Elizabethtown
"I was still waiting for everything to start, and now it's over." ~ Elizabethtown
"I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with." ~ Friends
"I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now...here we are...with our future before us...and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend." ~ Friends
"It can't be any harder than this...I mean, if I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I...I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time...I never would have stopped." ~ Friends
"He could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be with her because life is better with her by his side." ~ The Perfect Man
"It's like all the bad stuff that you went through that you hated along the way: the people who disappointed you, the things that didn't go the way you wanted, suddenly, you feel grateful for them, because those are the things that got you to here, to this." ~ The Perfect Man
"Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer." ~ Ed Cunningham
"I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it."
"The less said the better." ~ Jane Austen
"There are no little events in life. Those we think of no consequence might be full of fate." ~ Amelia Barr
"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed." ~ Samuel Johnson
"The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't, but in the end they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself." ~ Sex and the City
"Let's be honest. Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else. Like lottery winners. Or extremely successful people who are 27. And then there's that hell on earth that only your closest friends can inflict on you--the baby shower." ~ Sex and the City
"Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle." ~ Sex and the City
"I'm nice. I'm pretty, and smart! I'm a catch! I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?" ~ Sex and the City
"I have a date with a dildo." ~ Sex and the City
"My vagina's depressed." ~ Sex and the City
"You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoat, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca." ~ Sex and the City
"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'" ~ Sex and the City
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it." ~ Sex and the City
"Why do we clutch at this baggage, even when we're desperate to move on? Because we all know there's a chance we might let go too soon." ~ Desperate Housewives
"Look in your heart, because I'm in there, just like you're inside mine." ~ Desperate Housewives
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." ~ Gore Vidal
"After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh." ~ Sex and the City
"Wise men never say what they think of women." ~ Samuel Butler
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it has to be lived forwards." ~ Soren Kierkegaard
"I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember." ~ Elizabethtown
"Have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling." ~ Elizabethtown
"We were complete opposites and it worked. And something happened between us that was not part of the plan...we were in love." ~ Elizabethtown
"I was still waiting for everything to start, and now it's over." ~ Elizabethtown
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